Scooby-Don’t: The Second Paw
Last week, I was so excited to wear make-up to school on my 11th birthday I could barely sleep. Will I wear the purple eyeshadow to…
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Scooby-Don’t: The First Paw
I figured out the key to survival; dress like a total hooker. I just had to break down my mother and the world would be my bitch.
Thug Life – My Second Teardrop Tattoo
I had a newfound respect for my fellow thugs. Maybe I would make up my own gang sign?
Thug Life – My First Teardrop Tattoo
By sixth grade, Dana called herself my “best friend.†Befriending my lead bully seemed like a good idea at the time. In hindsight, it ended up being the pre-Facebook way to guarantee that I’d be bullied not only at school, but in my own home. Who needs technology when you have stupidity?
White Lines – The Eight Ball
Ritual is an integral part of drug usage. For most addicts, the ritual of using is multi-faceted: scoring, holding, preparing, and using.
White Lines – The Teener
This is part three of a four part totally awesome blog. Fell behind? No problem. Just go here: White Lines, The…
White Lines, The Second Line
The first time I went over to Debbie’s house, it was obvious why she ate. Her mom and dad were…
White Lines – The First Line
It was right in the middle of the school year, so I assumed her parents were probably given the same parenting handbook mine were. I think these handbooks were most likely given out wherever alcoholic beverages were being served.
Schoolhouse Porn! Vlog
I was so inspired by Channel 3 and my memories of MTV in the early-80’s, that I made a mix…
Schoolhouse Porn! The Last Channel.
If you’re behind,  click here for Schoolhouse Porn! Channel 1, click here for Schoolhouse Porn! Channel 2 and click here for Schoolhouse…
Schoolhouse Porn! Channel 3.
Not that porn needs to be chronological, but click here for Schoolhouse Porn! Channel 1 and click here for Schoolhouse…
Seeing Sparks, Fin
This was markedly the first of many times that the man I’d longed for so desperately finally showed up – at the entirely wrong time.