Not So Super
Trims are for hedges. Cuts are for warriors.
Category: preteen angst
Suicide & Sandy
Attempting suicide ended up being one of the best things that ever happened to me because I finally didn’t give a shit.
Pubic Indecency
Sparks Middle School became my eighth school, but marked the first time I changed schools without changing houses. This was…
Scooby-Don’t: The Second Paw
Last week, I was so excited to wear make-up to school on my 11th birthday I could barely sleep. Will I wear the purple eyeshadow to…
Thug Life – My Second Teardrop Tattoo
I had a newfound respect for my fellow thugs. Maybe I would make up my own gang sign?
White Lines – The Eight Ball
Ritual is an integral part of drug usage. For most addicts, the ritual of using is multi-faceted: scoring, holding, preparing, and using.
White Lines – The Teener
This is part three of a four part totally awesome blog. Fell behind? No problem. Just go here: White Lines, The…
White Lines, The Second Line
The first time I went over to Debbie’s house, it was obvious why she ate. Her mom and dad were…
White Lines – The First Line
It was right in the middle of the school year, so I assumed her parents were probably given the same parenting handbook mine were. I think these handbooks were most likely given out wherever alcoholic beverages were being served.
Schoolhouse Porn! Vlog
I was so inspired by Channel 3 and my memories of MTV in the early-80’s, that I made a mix…
Schoolhouse Porn! Channel 1.
Unconditional love was emitted through a little box in the living room when Mr. Rogers talked just to me and no one else. It was like we were all alone in his awesome house just doing cool shit, such cool shit that it required both a shoe and sweater change to do.
Seeing Sparks, Part Deux
One month later, we moved to Sparks. The subtitle of this blog should be “Sparks Is a Gateway Drug†but no one would even know what the fuck Sparks was so it wouldn’t be funny. Sparks sucks so much that it would fuck up my entire blog subtitle. Yeah, that’s how much Sparks sucks.