The Math of Lesbianism
Brie hated smoking. She thought it was gross. Whenever she caught me smoking, she’d pluck it out of my lips and…
Tag: adolescence
My Skater Boy
The spring of my eighth grade year was the stuff of John Hughes movies. That is, if John Hughes movies…
The Blue Banana
The level of sacrifice that these two evil girls endured to properly and efficiently humiliate my efforts of social evolution before the first bell rang was nothing short of impressive.
Red Lobster
I started to understand. A tan wasn’t just a good look, it was a way-of-life, a religion. And I was about to become a card-carrying member.