BrieÂ hated smoking. She thought it was gross. Whenever she caught me smoking, she’d pluck it out of my lips and stomp it out.
Thankfully I smoked generics.
I tried and tried to convince her that smoking was trÃ©s chic. I pointed out smoking in the French films we watched together. Johnny Depp from â€œ21 Jump Streetâ€ smoked and he was my new number one and her number two, behind George, of course.
But nothing, I mean nothing, could get that girl to smoke.
Then, at that very moment, at the other end of the club, Ethan put a cigarette in between his perfect lips and, as if on cue, the most gorgeous goth girls of them all pulled out a lighter and lit his smoke for him.
And yes, it did all happen in slow motion if you were wondering.
Hereâ€™s the math:
George Michael = G,Â Ethan Johnston = E,Â BrieÂ = B,Â Smoking = S
G â‰¥ E, E=S âˆ´ B=S
BrieÂ had a cigarette between her pouty lips quicker than I could throw away every colorful item of clothing I owned and buy a box of hair bleach.
She made her way to Ethan and asked him for a light, knowing full well that he didn’t have one, but that’s how we rolled. I don’t think I would’ve ever gotten a boyfriend if I had a lighter. Or at least pretended like I didn’t have a lighter.
So now I was alone in the club wearing pink and chain smoking. I studied the girls glaring and laughing at me knowing that next time I came here, I would look just like them and they wouldn’t recognize me as the Betty from the week before.
Then it happened. Another defining moment in my life. A moment that changed me forever.
Never Let Me Down Again by Depeche Mode blasted through the nightclub speakers.
The dance floor grewÂ thick with kids. I knew this song and all the lyrics which made me super goth.Â I sang along, loudly, and smoked at them.Â The song wasÂ about betrayal, a subject I knew all too well.
My despair intensified with every flip of Brieâ€™s hair. With every fake drag off her cigarette. With every word Ethan spoke to her. The pain that she wanted him and not me coursed through my blood.
My face got very serious.
I now had two things going for me:
- Serious face
I was already Goth on the inside, now my outsides just had to catch up.
The music pulsed through me. I fell in love with at least 12 men on the dance floor. I studied the dance style so I could practice once I got home.
I could do this. I could be Goth. No problem. I knew pain. I knew sadness. I looked forward to stop pretending like I was happy because I hadn’t really been happy since the horrible day we moved to Sparks and before that I was only happy for about six months.
My life before we moved to Reno was hell.Â My biological father was a violent alcoholic who tried to murder my mother on a nightly basis. And we lived outside a fishing village in the middle of Mexico.Â NowÂ I was excited to delve into my sadness with other people who understood. I could tellÂ they understood. That they were like me.
If these Goth kids wanted to have a sad-off, I’d wipe the dance floor clean with all I’d survived.
Then, in the middle of my smoking sad-a-thon, a ray of sunshine broke through the smoke clouds. There they were â€“ beautiful, fantastic and trÃ©s chic.
TWO CHICKS WERE FULL-ONÂ MAKING OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR!!!!!!
My sad face was totally destroyed. I was grinning from ear-to-ear.Â Letâ€™s go back to the blackboard:
BrieÂ = B,Â Goth = G,Â Courtney = C,Â TrÃ©s Chic = T,Â Kissing Chicks = K
G=T, C=G, B=G, G=T, K=T âˆ´ B+C=K!!!
It. Was. On.
Iâ€™d even let Ethan watch if that was a stipulation.